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Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Thursday, March 09, 2006

The Cairo Mock trial Of Bush and Sharon

Here is a partial transcript of the Mock Trial of Bush, Blair and Sharon that was held in Egypt and organized by the Union of Arab Lawyers, and was supposed to be attended by Goerge Galloway , but he was denied entry to the country (hehe). Here is the opening statement: The bureau of the Union of Arab Lawyers has decided to convene this popular international trial. Why a popular trial? In order to reflect the helplessness and feebleness of the official Arab regimes, just like the official world order.

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I believe that it is our duty to remember the millions of dead, throughout the world, who sacrificed their lives in defense of truth, justice, and peace, and especially the martyrs of the Arab and Islamic nation in Palestine, Iraq, and the rest of the Arab [world]. I ask you to stand for a moment of silence in their memory, and in protest against the Zionist Western power, operating against Islam and the Muslims.

You can imagine how objective of a trial this is going to be. Now here is an idea Union of Arab Lawyers: How about you try Hosny Mubarak for what he did to Egypt, or Saddam Hussein for his crimes? What? Too sensitive? Then how about you try Nasser for his crimes against Egypt? What, he didn't commit any? How about removing Muhammed Naguib, suspension of human and political rights, abolishing property rights, squandering Egypt's fortune, kicking the egyptian jewish population out of Egypt, throwing thousands in gulags, starting wars that killed tens of thousands of Egyptians for his own personal glory, and-my personal favorite- having the egyptian intelligence agency train Yasser Arafat, Muammer Qhaddafi, Hafez Al Assad and Saddam Hussein to be his straw men in their countries so he can be the President of the United States of Arabia? I mean, can you imagine that the crimes committed by those 4 leaders wouldn't have been committed if it wasn't for him training and funding them? Doesn't that make him responsible for destroying not just his own, but 4 other arab countries, not to mention the wars that were sufferd in Jordan, Lebanon, Iran, Kuwait and Saudi because of those assholes he trained? Why aren't you trying him again? Hmm... Honestly, the day the egyptian people realize what a piece of shit Nasser was and stop glorifying the man who ruined this country and countless others, is the day I will believe there is hope for us yet!

2 Comments:

At 3/09/2006 02:15:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"....who sacrificed their lives in defence of truth, justice and peace ....." only a moslem lawyer could make a statement like that without choking on the absolute hypocricy. It makes those who died sound like they were the allies fighting against the forces of evil during WW2. btw forces of evil isn't a religious concept just fact. Will there be a fatwah proclaimed against the defense counsel? Who will pay the legal costs? Will Judge Judy be on the bench as advertised? Will Hamas' next suicide bombers be allowed to give evidence(think about it)Is the court run on jurisprudence or Sharia? What if the defendants are acquitted(lol)? I didn't see the ad for Cairo Comedy Central but this has to be the best show yet BW48.

 
At 3/09/2006 02:15:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nothing like a good old kangaroo court. I would like to know who is the lucky lawyer who gets to represents the defendants? I bet he works hard at not defending too well.

 

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