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Monday, March 06, 2006

Iranian idiot (Not Ahmeddinjad related)

As if we needed the trouble this idiot will cause: A recent University of North Carolina graduate was charged with nine counts of attempted murder Saturday, a day after authorities say he drove through a popular campus gathering spot in an attempt to avenge Muslim deaths.

Derek Poarch, chief of the university police department, confirmed Saturday that Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar, a 22-year-old Iran native, told investigators he wanted to "avenge the deaths or murders of Muslims around the world." Poarch would not provide any other details on the motive.

Taheri-azar also is charged with nine counts of assault.


Taheri-azar graduated from the university in December after studying psychology and philosophy. Investigators believe he has spent most of his life in the United States, Poarch said.

He goes and does that in North Carolina. In the American South of all places. Dumbass. All I have to say to him is he better not drop the soap, cause he is going to fedral"pound me in the ass" prison. The person who sent me this is a fellow egyptian muslim there, and he informed me that he ain't going to the mosque this friday out of fear of retaliation. I am not sure there will be any retaliation man, since no one got hurt and NC ain't exactly hickville, but a safe move regardless.


At 3/06/2006 04:55:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am very much hoping he is not the second in a Trend.


At 3/06/2006 07:57:00 AM, Blogger Mike T said...

I'm a student at UNC and was just on my way up to class Friday when I saw the whole "hit-and-run" (at the time) on national news. What a moron -- Chapel Hill is one of the most diverse places in the American South, people here are probably much more inclined to agree with him than anywhere else (before the crime), and we have a decently high Muslim student population at that. I wouldn't be surprised if he actually hit some Muslims while trying to "avenge the deaths of Muslims" -- I can already pull some off the top of my head who were there to see it happen. I seriously don't understand how you can pass four years worth of classes and still manage to graduate so damn stupid.

No one's going to "retaliate" at the mosques. The people here generally understand the difference between pyscho individuals and Muslims in general, at least in this country. And the rednecks who don't, fortunately, are the ones who don't read enough to find out about this sort of thing.

Yep, that guy'll have fun in prison. Ours are the best!

At 3/06/2006 08:29:00 AM, Blogger Bruce Dearborn Walker said...

It will take much more than an incident of this sort to bring about an American internal crusade. We are business people, not fanatics, and riots and wars are bad for business.

Of course, once we are convinced that war is unavoidable, we will go about war in the same businesslike manner in which we addressed the Nazis and Japanese in WWII.

The term 'gigadeath' is just another statistic on a business chart.

Lots of dead customers isn't good for business, though. Downturn for the next fiscal cycle. Bummer.

Od course, Sharia wouldn't be good for business either. Corporate headquarters has it's decisions to make.

Still, everybody's safe enough for now.

At 3/06/2006 09:03:00 AM, Anonymous Melissa in NorCal said...

It would have been more fitting had he run down mostly Muslims since Muslims kill more Muslims than anyone else. I'm not sure I agree that we pursue war to win in a businesslike manner. We haven't had that policy since WWII and haven't won a war since then either. I hope most Muslims here don't get any ideas. I work with mostly Persians and I don't want to mistrust them or fear them.

At 3/06/2006 11:27:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's actually a bit unusual for an Iranian to do something like this.I n spite of their leader's rhetoric,most Iranians do not blame the "great satan",the jews or the Danish cartoons for the world's problems.
I suspect he was influenced by some radical Islamist website,although he may just be an angry, confused youth whose girlfriend recently dumped him.

At 3/06/2006 01:24:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Iranians rape woman before hanging because a virgin will go to heaven & enemies of the state do not deserve heaven.

Iranians set fire to theaters which show western movies and burn alive the audience.

Iranians send children with Islamic head bans to run through mine fields to clear them for the soldiers.

Iranians send agents all over Europe and America to kill dissidents, critics of the Revolution, apostate Muslims, and their translators.

Since he grew up in America, I'm not going to say he's just following in his people's footsteps ... but Iranians are not warm and fuzzy islamapuppies ...

At 3/06/2006 03:59:00 PM, Anonymous James M from NC said...

At Chapel Hill (sometimes known as 'Hippie Hill' or 'The Berkeley of the South'), they're already planning a "peace rally" about the event. $5 says that at least one speaker at same manages to blame it on Bush.

But maybe I'm being unfair, since I so, so HATE UNC.

Go Wolfpack. And Blue Devils.

anonymous: All true, but you're speaking there of the Iranian government.

At 3/06/2006 05:12:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What, no obligatory semi-automatic weapons, final video,perhaps a note? Doesn't appear at first glance to be all that well thought out, more your spur of the moment thing. I'm more inclined to go with 11.27am in that he's been dumped and has lost the plot. The reason I have so many friends is that sooooo many girls have told me that we can still be friends. nutbars are nutbars no matter what their views.

At 3/06/2006 05:38:00 PM, Anonymous SAM2 - Worried Muslim in NC said...

Y'all can hear his 911 call live on newsobserver.com... This dude is crazier than Anthony Hopkins in Silence of the Lambs...

At 3/09/2006 10:47:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kinda gives a new meaning to the word 'SUV' - Salafist Utility Vehicle...


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