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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Carlinism of the Day: The Secret News

ANNOUNCER: (whispering) Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, it’s time for the Secret News (News ticker gets louder.) ANNOUNCER: Shhhhhhh! (Ticker lowers.) ANNOUNCER: Here is the Secret News: All people are afraid. No one knows what they’re doing. Everything is getting worse. Some people deserve to die. Your money is worthless. No one is properly dressed. At least one of your children will disappoint you. The system is rigged. Your House will never be completely clean. All teachers are incompetent. There are people who really dislike you. Nothing is as good as it seems. Things don’t last. No one is paying attention. The country is dying. Those in power don’t care. Shhhhhhh.

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