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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Monday, April 11, 2005

How do you spell Sore Loser ? K.E.R.R.Y. (Part 2)

You know, i have never been much of a fan of the flipper, which is probably the one thing that i have in common with the people who voted for him (They were just the A.B.B. people; i am yet to meet an actual Kerry fan). He naturally lost, and conceded his defeat with dignity and everyone was happy, well, except for those people. And then as if desiring to shed any spec of respect he might have earned from people, he started suing quietly claiming election fraud, something i have commented on in the original "How do you spell Sore Loser ? K.E.R.R.Y." post. That was the end of it, i thought. I will never have to bother with JFK2 again, cause he can't possibly do or say anything dumber. I stand corrected! Many voters in last year's election were denied access to the polls through trickery and intimidation, Senator John Kerry of Massachusetts told a voters' group on Sunday. "Last year, too many people were denied their right to vote; too many who tried to vote were intimidated," Mr. Kerry said at an event sponsored by the League of Women Voters of Massachusetts. Oh really? How exactly were they intimidated? He cited examples of trickery. "Leaflets are handed out saying Democrats vote on Wednesday, Republicans vote on Tuesday," Mr. Kerry said. "People are told in telephone calls that if you've ever had a parking ticket, you're not allowed to vote." WOW! That was the trickery involved?And they fell for it? Really? What a bunch of morons! Honestly man, you are not making the people who voted for you look good, if they were tricked by a phone call that told them that republicans and democrats get to vote on sperate days. I thought the people who voted for you were supposed to be the worldly, smart, intelligent, savvy ones and the people who voted for Bush were Homophobic Ignorant Hicks with less then average IQ. And yet it was your voters who got tricked so easily? Strange. No?


At 4/11/2005 01:11:00 PM, Blogger Kat said...

What I though was funny was that these folks have been screaming that it was the people that voted for Bush that were stupid.

Only a complete idiot would not know that the elections are on the first Tuesday of November.

Maybe this is a sign of our failing civil courses?

Or, maybe those people don't get televisions (in the US?).

Anyway, it's bullshit. probably somebodies idea of a little joke, not a concerted effort to throw off the elections.

You're right, morons.

At 4/11/2005 02:59:00 PM, Anonymous Don said...

Just discovered your site. Wonderful. Don

At 4/11/2005 10:11:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Supposedly he is quoting straight from "The Onion", a completely satirical website. Too funny that he would take that site so seriously, grasping at any straw that would make it "SO not his own fault" that he lost.

At 4/11/2005 10:26:00 PM, Blogger mamapajamas said...

This story gets even funnier...

Check out the Monday, April 11 item titled Trickery, Dickery, Dock

Seems Kerry needs to start checking his sources!


At 4/12/2005 02:16:00 AM, Blogger The Sandmonkey said...

Oh god. It was in the Onion. LoL.

That just makes it 100 times funier!

Freakin Kery!


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