My cure to the "Islam is the soloution" people
It seems like the Muslim Brotherhood won't give it a rest, not even with an Islamic terrorist explosion rocking Cairo a few days earlier. Those masters of insensitivity decided to organize 2 demonstrations simultaneously in Cairo and Alexandria using College Students. Oh Joy! The protesters, surrounded by thousands of police officers preventing them from leaving their campuses, carried banners reading "No to extensions" of the president's term, "No to arrests and torture," "No to military courts and emergency laws" and "Islam is the solution." You know, I 've always been a big fan of the "Islam is the soloution"crowd, especially with the kind of future i am likely to have with them in charge , and now i believe i have finally figured out the way to deal with them: Give them what they want, i.e. let's implement Sharia Law. You know, with the whole cut the hands of the thief and stoning women who are adulterers and all that fun stuff. And then we would stage this big event on TV, where we would invite all of those "religious leaders" and then hold them hostage and tie them up. We then bring in 2 male witnesses ( or 4 female ones, Sharia says a woman's testimony is only half as good as a man's) who will testify that they saw them steal. Sure, they are providing false witness, but so what? What's a few unjustly severd limbs in exchange of having God's Law implemented? You want to make an Omelet you have to break some eggs, right? Anyway... Given that those witnesses are all that is necessary to pass judgment, we then bring out electric chainsaws and start implementing the Sharia, slowly. It doesn't say anywhere in the Quran how you are supposed to cut off the hand , so why not cut off finger by finger first and then take your time with the rest? We will start by the pinkie and see how long they can hold on to their convictions before pleading for mercy and rejecting the whole idea of implementing Sharia Law. My guess is that most of them will have a miraculous change of mind the moment we bring the electric chainsaw out. What do you think?