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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Riddle me this..

Paris Hilton- or "The best case ever made for the estate tax" as i like to call her- did this commercial for Carl Jr. Burgers that was deemed-oh you guessed it- "too racy" for TV and thus unairable by the TV Networks . Amazingly- and faster then anyone can say "Publicity stunt"- the Networks changed their minds, and decided that they will air the "Sexy" commercial after all. It must be Paris' Oscar Worthy performance as an oversexed slut in House of Wax that convinced them to change their minds. I mean Paris Hilton as an Oversexed slut? What a stretch! Moments of pop-culture brilliance such as these bring back to memory Courtney Love's amazing role as a heroin addicted whore in The People Vs. Larry Flynt and Eminem's breakthrough performance as a White Rapper from Detroit in 8 Mile and that nagging eternal question: How did they pull off those roles so brilliantly? It's almost as if they were playing themselves. Hmm... Well, here is a link that shows the Paris Hilton spot, which i am dissapointed to report that it doesn't push any new limits or boundaries and is not at all sexy. But if you are a Paris fan- and god help you if you are- well, you will probably like it. (Moron!)


At 5/17/2005 06:01:00 AM, Blogger Nick the great and terrible said...

I dont quite understand why people think that paris hilton is attractive.
She's a fucking stick figure, and she has almost no breasts.

At 5/17/2005 10:31:00 PM, Blogger gatorbait said...

Paris Hilton is proof positive that with the right exposure, and no scruples whatsoever, that anyone, even the staff at Newsweak, can be celebrities.


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