Metrosexuality must be stopped!

More "Men", it seems, are getting used to waxing their body hair. "They're somewhat scared and kind of shy because it's new to them," says Hector Peña, general manager of Manhattan's Nickel. They should be. They are turning themselves into women! The spa for men has seen a surge over the past two years in the number of clients willing to subject their skin to those strips of white muslin all in the name of confidence - on the beach and in bed. Ok, white women who read this blog: Please raise your hand if you think a man who waxes his body hair is sexy. I would like to see how many of you actually approve of this. Really, I mean it!