Patriotic Duty

That's what I call "Taking a stand against terrorism". It certainly puts the Paris Hiltons of the world under a more, ehh, patriotic light. As Bill Maher once outlined in his "Anti-Terrorism soloution" : We need the Coalition of the Willing to be really willing! We need to mobilize two divisions of skanks, a regiment of hoe's, and a brigade of girls who just can't say no. All under the command of Col. Ann Coulter , who will be dressed in her "Ilsa, She-Wolf of the SS" uniform. Forget the Peace Corps. We need a "Piece of Ass Corps"!

Girls, there's a cure to terrorism, and you're sitting on it! Now if we can only convince egyptian girls to believe that.....

Hmmm.....