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Thursday, September 01, 2005

Dr. Phil = Satan

I hate Dr. Phil, originally uploaded by sandmonkey.

I do. I really dislike Dr. Phil and his books of self-help. In my opinion he is one of the worst horrors that Opera unleashed on the world and the fact that people even listen to him, let alone buy his self-help & diet books makes me want to heave. The man is Satan. And like every self-respecting Satan, he must have a son, that is probably more evil than him. And naturally he does. His son isn't only a best selling author (by the virtue of his dad's name btw, his books are sold with his father's name right under his own) of teen self-help books and a diet book, he is also recently engaged to one of the Dahm triplets, who are all Playboy playmates. I mean look at his picture, doesn't he look... Eeeeeeeevilllllll? Back off Son of Satan. I am on to you. The days of your dominion are numberd.

5 Comments:

At 9/01/2005 03:11:00 AM, Blogger Shamoussa said...

Ahhh, so you saw him on the insider too yesterday..
Damn, I thought she looked like a porn star bardo..
But heyyyy.. I sense something here.. You're note jealous, are you Sam?? After all, the son of satan gets the porn queen and you're blogging from the office
Hehe, I'm so mean :P

 
At 9/01/2005 03:26:00 AM, Blogger The Sandmonkey said...

Yes, but I am getting paid to be blogging from the office.Ha. Can he say that? NOOOOOOOO!

Plus, hoenstly, the Dahm triplets aren't that cute, it's just that they triplets that makes them hot. It's because men for some reason imagine that by banging one you will get their twin(s)for free. "My twin can't join us in bed? But we are used to do everything together! Puleezeeee?"

You just wait till I get one book published, and I shall show you that the Son of Satan is in no way the match of the Sadmonkey!

 
At 9/01/2005 04:42:00 AM, Anonymous highlander said...

This guy is soooooooooo handsome ;) can't he do better than a porn star ? - no comment

 
At 9/01/2005 07:56:00 AM, Anonymous Jeff said...

I went to (a small) high school AND college with the guy. Douchebag. The funny thing is Doctor Phil's always telling stories about how he raised his kids humble. This ass was driving a new corvette on his 16th birthday.

 
At 9/01/2005 08:04:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally agree Phil = Satan.

Oprah is another Satan. She thinks terrorists should be treated with kid gloves only. Talk about being a terrorist lover.

 

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