Michael Jackson is building a mosque
Sheikh Michael is building a mosque in Bahrain. Eih el 7alawah dih? World’s top pop singer Michael Jackson, who recently settled down in Manama has donated a huge amount of money, the figure was not disclosed, for building a state-of-the-art mosque near his luxury palace in the Bahraini capital, according to his spokesman. The proposed mosque would be designated for learning the principles and teachings of Islam, as well as teaching of English language, for which high-standard teachers would be brought from United States under his personal supervision, the spokesman said. Under his personal supervision? You mean the teachers will be surpervised by Michael? And see his freaky face everyday? Now that's a deal breaker if I ever heard of one. Jackson did so as a token of appreciation to the Bahraini people, who welcomed him and treated him as if he was one of the citizens of their country. Dude, imagine if he converts to Islam. Would that be a good thing or a bad thing? Like, do you think we would brag about it? Would it help our self-esteem or, like, hurt it even more? Cause, honestly, I am still not sure if the Mike Tyson conversion to Islam helped Islam's image all that much, You know? So one can only wonder what kind of damage an M.J. conversion would do.