We have a WINNER!
After tallying the vote of what was a highly contested election between comments 2 and 5, with a 35% turn-out and a bitterly divided voting pool, I am happy to announce that we managed to have a winner after all, with 1 vote difference that tipped the scales in favor of one comment after a tie that lasted for far too long. Before announcing the results, I would like to thank all contestents for participating, and..oh, I am boring myself...let's just skip to the results. And our winner is: Comment #2: "I can see your eyelid, you whore!" by Mousey. Congratulations Mousey! You are our first place winner to the first ever sandmonkey competition! Your comment has beaten 90 other comments, some really really funny ones as well, in terms of hilarity. You rock dude. We salute you! Now, please send us your address so we can forward the shiney nickel you won to your home. I would like to take this moment to also congratulate the runner-up, Jeff from beautifull atrocities, who's comment was as good and who almost won this had 2 more people voted for him. Dude, your comment was funny as hell and equal to Mousey's all the way to the end. Thank you for playing; it wouldn't have been the same without you. And that's all folks. Till the next competition. Sandmonkey out!