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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Friday, December 02, 2005

We have a WINNER!

After tallying the vote of what was a highly contested election between comments 2 and 5, with a 35% turn-out and a bitterly divided voting pool, I am happy to announce that we managed to have a winner after all, with 1 vote difference that tipped the scales in favor of one comment after a tie that lasted for far too long. Before announcing the results, I would like to thank all contestents for participating, and..oh, I am boring myself...let's just skip to the results. And our winner is: Comment #2: "I can see your eyelid, you whore!" by Mousey. Congratulations Mousey! You are our first place winner to the first ever sandmonkey competition! Your comment has beaten 90 other comments, some really really funny ones as well, in terms of hilarity. You rock dude. We salute you! winner white Now, please send us your address so we can forward the shiney nickel you won to your home. I would like to take this moment to also congratulate the runner-up, Jeff from beautifull atrocities, who's comment was as good and who almost won this had 2 more people voted for him. Dude, your comment was funny as hell and equal to Mousey's all the way to the end. Thank you for playing; it wouldn't have been the same without you. And that's all folks. Till the next competition. Sandmonkey out!


At 12/02/2005 06:19:00 AM, Blogger Egyptian Person said...

Sam, have you noticed the spelling mistake?

At 12/02/2005 06:23:00 AM, Anonymous beautifulatrocities said...

I would have won had not the voters been systematically disenfranchised & intimidated. You will be hearing from Howard Dean

At 12/02/2005 08:23:00 AM, Blogger Nicole said...

woo hoo I voted for the winner ... I guess there's a first time for everything

At 12/02/2005 11:52:00 AM, Blogger Vox Populi - Agent Provocateur said...

What! You voted against Bush!

Shame on you!

At 12/02/2005 02:47:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what a sham election, you blocked the comment box!

At 12/02/2005 06:36:00 PM, Anonymous mousey said...

This is my new wallpaper. :)

At 12/02/2005 07:34:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

it says you eyelid instead of your eyelid. oh god, the humor has been lost. i mean, the picture is still funny but the caption has been downgraded to an 8 out of 10. i gave added points for using a vulgar term demeaning towards women. i liked that.

At 12/02/2005 08:38:00 PM, Blogger The Sandmonkey said...

so that's what it was. It was driving me crazy looking for that mistake. Ok it will be changed immedietly and a new one up there. Mousey, make sure to use the corrected one once it's up, ok?

At 12/05/2005 01:58:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


What do you say is the percentage of Egyptian women who are still "intact" by the age of 20 and is it OK for me to date them?


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