The Sandmonkey competition finalists
Today I was supposed to announce the winner of the Sandmonkey "beat this caption" competition on this picture, but the fact that so many good submissions were in made it very hard to pick an absolute winner. It's also sad to note that one of my absolute favorite comment, this one by zobrex, couldn't be submitted for the final round because it's written in egyptian arabic and there is no way I can translate its meaning to make it as funny in english as it is in arabic (Trust me, I tried). So to spare me the agony of eliminating other great comments from the competition, I am sticking to what I preceive to be the top 5 comments in english and I am submitting them for a vote. I am a believer of democracy here, and I think you should be the ones to decide which one you like best amongst those 5 finalists. Voting will be closed midnight tommorow, so get your vote in as fast as you can. Here are the finalists: 1) Melanie : What is this I feel? I thought they said covering up would prevent us coming into contact with large erect objects. 2) mousey: i can see your eyelid, you whore! 3) Papa Ray : Oh...its so...big..and..hard... 4) Anonymous: New MTV reality show: "Egypt's Top Model" 5) Beautiful atrocities: "That bitch copies everything I wear!" Now go and vote your favorite. Sandmonkey out!