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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

The Sandmonkey competition finalists

3ninjas Today I was supposed to announce the winner of the Sandmonkey "beat this caption" competition on this picture, but the fact that so many good submissions were in made it very hard to pick an absolute winner. It's also sad to note that one of my absolute favorite comment, this one by zobrex, couldn't be submitted for the final round because it's written in egyptian arabic and there is no way I can translate its meaning to make it as funny in english as it is in arabic (Trust me, I tried). So to spare me the agony of eliminating other great comments from the competition, I am sticking to what I preceive to be the top 5 comments in english and I am submitting them for a vote. I am a believer of democracy here, and I think you should be the ones to decide which one you like best amongst those 5 finalists. Voting will be closed midnight tommorow, so get your vote in as fast as you can. Here are the finalists: 1) Melanie : What is this I feel? I thought they said covering up would prevent us coming into contact with large erect objects. 2) mousey: i can see your eyelid, you whore! 3) Papa Ray : Oh...its so...big..and..hard... 4) Anonymous: New MTV reality show: "Egypt's Top Model" 5) Beautiful atrocities: "That bitch copies everything I wear!" Now go and vote your favorite. Sandmonkey out!

33 Comments:

At 11/30/2005 10:11:00 AM, Anonymous Jeff said...

"That bitch copies everything I wear" and "I can see your eyelid, you whore" are on a whole different level than the other three.

 
At 11/30/2005 10:23:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

#4 gets my vote.

 
At 11/30/2005 11:47:00 AM, Blogger Egyptian Person said...

4

 
At 11/30/2005 12:40:00 PM, Anonymous Jeffrey said...

5, runner-up 2

 
At 11/30/2005 12:54:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

#2 - insulting and takes the point to absurdity.

 
At 11/30/2005 01:03:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

#1 sis from the usa

 
At 11/30/2005 01:13:00 PM, Blogger Nicole said...

I think 2 takes the cake

 
At 11/30/2005 01:58:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sandmonkey, center, tries to pull an Arafat. ;)

to late? funny though, you know when they smuggled him outa Jordan, you gotta admit thats witty.

kimo

 
At 11/30/2005 02:13:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

5

 
At 11/30/2005 04:21:00 PM, Anonymous PE said...

5

 
At 11/30/2005 04:27:00 PM, Blogger Crazy Girl said...

3

 
At 11/30/2005 06:24:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

4 because it relates to Egypt more than the others do.

 
At 11/30/2005 07:18:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

5

 
At 11/30/2005 10:58:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

2 is funny. Mean but funny.

 
At 11/30/2005 11:42:00 PM, Blogger Shamoussa said...

3 gets my vote

 
At 12/01/2005 12:08:00 AM, Anonymous eva said...

2

 
At 12/01/2005 01:29:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

5

 
At 12/01/2005 05:25:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

3

 
At 12/01/2005 06:16:00 AM, Anonymous RS said...

#3 wins hands down!!

 
At 12/01/2005 08:56:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

#2

The rest is just male fantasy.
SK

 
At 12/01/2005 10:54:00 AM, Blogger Sam The Blogger said...

#2...I can't even look at that line for the 5th or 6th time without laughing

 
At 12/01/2005 12:38:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

#1

 
At 12/01/2005 01:06:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

#5

 
At 12/01/2005 01:59:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

#5

 
At 12/01/2005 02:03:00 PM, Anonymous Melissa in NorCal said...

2 please.

 
At 12/01/2005 02:23:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

# three is nasty...I like it.

 
At 12/01/2005 03:00:00 PM, Anonymous beautifulatrocities said...

I won't vote for myself ;p

4 is pretty funny

 
At 12/01/2005 04:39:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

5

 
At 12/01/2005 04:48:00 PM, Blogger أحمد said...

3 gets my vote

 
At 12/01/2005 07:49:00 PM, Blogger thewiz said...

4

Too late but I would have submitted. "I can't look at the slut on the poster. . .she is showing her whole face!"

 
At 12/01/2005 08:58:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

1

 
At 12/01/2005 10:52:00 PM, Anonymous Peter-Australia said...

2. But 5 is not far behind.

 
At 12/02/2005 03:11:00 AM, Blogger The Mozza said...

No. 2
The 3 of them are actualy wearing the same thing! makes you wonder who's coying whom?? No?

 

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