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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Tuesday, February 07, 2006


Amazing. Simply amazing. Iran never ceases to amaze me when it comes to its stupidity, especially over its obsession with the Jooozzz. In a sure sign that Ahmeddinjad didn't read that post of mine -like he reads anything-, an Iranian Newspaper is running a Holocaust cartoon contest. Why? Well, besides the fact that they are obsessed with the Jews, they view it as a chance to show off "western hypocrisy". A prominent Iranian newspaper said Tuesday it would hold a competition for cartoons on the Holocaust to test whether the West extends the principle of freedom of expression to the Nazi genocide as it did to the caricatures of the Prophet Muhammad. [...]

Hamshahri invited foreign cartoonists to enter the competition.

"Does the West extend freedom of expression to the crimes committed by the United States and Israel, or an event such as the Holocaust? Or is its freedom only for insulting religious sanctities?" Hamshahri wrote, referring to the Prophet Muhammad cartoons.

"And does the fact that the Jews have nothing to do with this at all make us stupid? Or does it just make us plain ole mean?", Hamshahri ponderd late at night in his private diary, after an extreemly satisfying ass-kissing session with the iranian regime's men. Oh, one wonders which is it!


At 2/07/2006 03:01:00 PM, Blogger Suzanne said...

and like if we haven't seen such cartoons before :o

At 2/07/2006 03:25:00 PM, Anonymous elengil said...

Does this mean they are admitting it happened?

I'm so confused.

At 2/07/2006 03:56:00 PM, Blogger Mr Holger said...

Really exciting!
The really nice thing about it is that; now the danes have been sitting quietly in their sofas for the last week, trying not to provoke anybody - we can now take to the streets with the Jooos and start torching some Iranian embassies and wipe our asses in their flag...and then maybe torch it (hitting it with a shoe is not a danish insult - I'm wondering why its an insult anywhere?!)

What else - we can boycot!
... what is there to boycot? ehh... any suggestions? Do they produce any high tech gadgets, like a pocket sized uranium-enricher?
I think I'm going to boycot bad hairdo's and oversized jackets, like the president is wearing!
Are you in, all you people of the free world - lets fight bad taste!?

At 2/07/2006 04:16:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What else - we can boycot!
... what is there to boycot? ehh... any suggestions?


At 2/07/2006 04:41:00 PM, Anonymous Anat from Israel said...


At 2/07/2006 04:48:00 PM, Anonymous elengil said...

Can you all be so blind? It's in the very name of the blog! SAND!

We must boycott SAND.

Cast off your golden shores, pour out those really pretty coloured sand-in-a-bottle thingies you got on vacation, and just say 'no' to glass (that is, after all, made from sand)

That'll really teach em!

See how far they get in this world when we reject their sand.

At 2/07/2006 05:34:00 PM, Blogger Jordan said...

Oh no, a jew-bashing cartoon in the Arab media... I never thought I would see the day! :) If they are not careful we are going to get the anti-defimation league to write a strongly worded letter!

As a Jew, I hope ALL of Europe will print these cartoons on the front pages. The next day they world will see 13 million Jews going to work normally, not sweating the small stuff.

At 2/07/2006 06:50:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You said it; it is just mean. Sorry, but when you're dealing with people this screwed up, I wouldn't imagine "mercy" would ever be part of their vocabulary. Best start packing - Canada has a substantial refugee financial aid package for free.


At 2/07/2006 06:56:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jordan, good idea; Europe and the West should front page the cartoons to show the entire world how close we hold our freedoms - something our ancestors and militaries fought and died to preserve for generations to come.


At 2/07/2006 09:28:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stupid Iranians, when will you learn? There are more important things in life than getting worked up over a bunch of cartoons, like going to work and making a living.

And to quote Bugs Bunny, "What a maroon!"


At 2/07/2006 10:09:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the hell are the muslim's so obsessed with the Jews and the holocaust. God damn you are a bunch of boneheads!

At 2/07/2006 11:53:00 PM, Blogger Jordan said...

Because I have inside information (my girlfriend is a Iranian Shiate), I just want to remind people that most (80%) of Iranians are the most progressive, liberal, wonderful people you will ever hope to encounter.

After 9/11, only one Islamic country held a large candelite vigil in support of America... yep, it was Iran.

The Republican Guard kicked the crap out of the people who engaged in that peacefull vigil... something tells me they were more forgiving to the Army/students who were forced/paid to rip the Denmark embassy to shreds.

We liberated the wrong freeken country!!!

Anyways, bring on the jew-bashing cartoons Iran... I am going to make the crazy prediction that they focus on our "hooked noses" and completely avoid depicting our impressive genitals!

At 2/08/2006 07:45:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Arabs are big on sand and camels and uhhh...

Lets burn all the I-embassies, Iran, Irak, Indonessia, Israel, India, Ibanon, Iyria, Igypt, Ibyien, Iaud Arabia, Imen, Iordanien, Iuwait, or any mother fucking Danish Jucie hater...

Swedish Geografi Professor

At 2/08/2006 04:52:00 PM, Anonymous WopiceFromEspaña said...

The same propaganda, organization and goals...
Freakin NAZIS!!!!
I hope that this NSDAP regime will get a system shutdown before they ever start any war...
If they don't, then a nuke or two will have to be used... Like in Japan...
History repeating... But how many times?


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