We ended the cartoon war
It is reported that the world's Mulims and Arab leaders are urging calm over the fervor caused by the infamous cartoons. Now they are? I wonder why that is? Ohh, wait, I know. It's because we broke out the story that the cartoons were published in Egypt, during Ramadan and no one protested at all, and that this uproar was instigated by them for political reasons. Didn't I tell you that this thing is over? Now, excuse me, I got a game to watch. GO EGYPT!