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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Monday, March 13, 2006

A Final Warning to the American people

Al Qaeda is making threats again. This time they are saying States like Arizona may be hit. I highly doubt it. As I said to my american friends the day after 9/11 happend ( when some of them thought the terrorists would attack Connecticut and Missouri) as far as foreigeners, tourists and terrorists are concerned, America is not really 50 states; It's more like 10 cities. We are talking New York, DC, LA, Las Vegas, San Fransisco, Chicago, Dallas, Miami, and maybe, big maybe, Boston, Cleveland and Jersey City. That's about it. If you are not living in those cities, you are freakin safer than a straight virgin girl in a monestary. This is why , when the Oklahoma bombing happend, that it wasn't arabs and muslims. Of all the places to hit, Oklahoma- like all other midwestern and southern states- would't even register on the terrorists' radar. Too small and too white. The US adminstration knows this too, which is why, in 2002, they had the winter olympics in Utah. There is nothing in Utah first of all, and they figured that if any arabs or muslims showed up there, they would stick out like a black blot on a white dress. So yeah, people of Arizona, relax. I highly doubt they would attack Pheonix. Everyone else who lives in those cities I mentioned, well, you knew it wasn't safe living there anyway. So you might as well also chill, you know?


At 3/13/2006 04:08:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

why would the terrorists hate cleveland? do people still live in cleveland?

At 3/13/2006 05:27:00 AM, Anonymous lolo said...

Okay sick thought - "Well if they were to hit Phoenix then it would help with the Social Security spending." (I should be ashamed)

At 3/13/2006 05:30:00 AM, Blogger The Sandmonkey said...

LOLO, if that was the case, they should hit Orlando first.

And yes, shame on you!

At 3/13/2006 06:51:00 AM, Blogger gluphus said...

You seem to enjoy mentioning Oklahoma quite a bit. Perhaps we should arrange a visit for you. Next time you travel to CONUS, let me know, we would be glad to have you over. And I promise, no New York terrorists will blow up our buildings while you are here...

At 3/13/2006 07:25:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dunno, I think the US government is kinda paranoid about jihad coming to small town usa.

My little New England hamlet now has cops wearing swat uniforms and is getting M16s. Nothing ever happens here (which is why I like living in this place) but now we are ready.

At 3/13/2006 10:44:00 AM, Anonymous hareega said...

man i live in arizona and nobody heard about this speech, maybe because nobody cares about these bastards anymore.

At 3/13/2006 02:37:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't think they're bluffing. Just patient.
No M16s in this corner.
Just AR 15s and night gear. So, we will wait and watch like good little prey items.

At 3/13/2006 07:42:00 PM, Blogger ArmyArtilleryWife said...

Actually, after California and New York, Illinois has the largest piece of the Muslim population in the US pie.

Also, Illinois and Indiana and rank #2 and #4 in terms of Mulim percent of total state population.

Certain Northwest cities actually have very large Muslim populations.

Not to mention the fact that there are plenty of people in the Southwest that have darker skin tones as a result of their ethnicity...an Arab muslim might not have as much trouble fitting in as you might think.

I'm not saying these places are targets...just that they are not as "white" as you think and that a terrorist might be able to blend in.

Just think about the terrorist cells they found in Buffalo. True, that's still New York, but hardly anywhere near the NYC metro area.

At 3/13/2006 09:14:00 PM, Anonymous Mike said...

It's bullshit. They are playing to the 5th coloum (sp?). Some idiot in a red area says "bring it on" and an idiot in a blue region says "attack them, we have nothing to do with their imperialism". It doesn't matter, we will unite if it is for revenge.

This is just a guess, but I suspect UBL see's himself as the Arafat of the Muslim Empire (lol, bbq, pdq,asap). I hope we see his crispy corpse before he gets a "peace" prize.

At 3/14/2006 11:00:00 AM, Blogger thewiz said...

You said that Arabs had nothing to do with the Oklahoma bombing. I suggest that you go to www.jaynadavis.com and read her research. She has good evidnce that an Iraqi former Republican Gaurd was deeply involved. Theres tons more info. . . check it out.


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