March 14th should be Men's version of Valentine's day
Or as the people who are advocating for it call it: Steak and BJ day! March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th! It is only fair!
posted by The Sandmonkey @ 3/12/2006 06:12:00 AM
14 Comments:
you are crazy, Sandmonkey. :-)
Kiki
LOL, can you imagine the morning after talks?
"So what did your girl do for S&BJ Day?" "Oh man, the steak was sweet. The BJ, so so. But she was trying so it's the thought that counts!"
Or you can hear men bithcing about it: " Oh great, S&BJ Day is upon us again. God damn it. Anotehr reminder that I have to buy my own stakes and that I have no one to give me that special blowjob. And everyone else kept getting those S&BJ Day 'Can't wait till I meet you and feed you' cards. Bastards. I hate everyone."
Or something like that!
As I said, I would support it! I think it's only fair!
what day would we have?
rolling on the floor laughing my tockas off
now that is the second brain i was talking about.
is swallowing part of the deal? I don't know about muslim women but jewish ones don't do that.
Oh, my poor darling husband, what bad luck! March 14th is our wedding anniversary, and it *must* be celebrated as a wedding anniversary - a romantic second Valentine's Day for two, not as some new, testosterone-heavy worldwide holiday especially for men.
Sorry, My Dearest.
Good idea Sandmonkey but what about a day that married men can celebrate as well with something other than dim memories.
If you think you can get women to swallow that.....you're wrong!
Good double-entendre there, anonymous...
Yochanan - why not? Is it not considered Kosher?
Steven, Actually there isn't much of neutricional value in semen.
see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen
Well .. two days to S&BJ Day and i'm just wondering, does the girl have steak too, or does it not mix well with semen?
Actually, from the Wikipedia article it's apparent that there is actually quite some nutritional value from semen! Although not high in energy content, it has minerals, ions, proteins, zinc -- sounds quite healthy! :)
I still prefere a boiled egg....
Yochanan:
is swallowing part of the deal? I don't know about muslim women but jewish ones don't do that.
I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one. In the past, a number of my Jewish partners have been quite willing!
cheers,
DiB
Gotta love steak to enjoy this day! I wonder how the vegans feel. Oh well, while they figure that out, I'm going to get my steak and bj!
Check out this site... definitely an interesting one too!
www.steakandbj.com
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