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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Sunday, March 12, 2006

March 14th should be Men's version of Valentine's day

Or as the people who are advocating for it call it: Steak and BJ day! March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th! It is only fair!


At 3/12/2006 08:15:00 AM, Blogger Steven said...


Just imagine the Steak and BJ day cards!

At 3/12/2006 08:50:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are crazy, Sandmonkey. :-)


At 3/12/2006 08:56:00 AM, Blogger The Sandmonkey said...

LOL, can you imagine the morning after talks?

"So what did your girl do for S&BJ Day?" "Oh man, the steak was sweet. The BJ, so so. But she was trying so it's the thought that counts!"

Or you can hear men bithcing about it: " Oh great, S&BJ Day is upon us again. God damn it. Anotehr reminder that I have to buy my own stakes and that I have no one to give me that special blowjob. And everyone else kept getting those S&BJ Day 'Can't wait till I meet you and feed you' cards. Bastards. I hate everyone."

Or something like that!

As I said, I would support it! I think it's only fair!

At 3/12/2006 09:48:00 AM, Blogger Pazuzu said...

what day would we have?

At 3/12/2006 09:57:00 AM, Blogger The Mozza said...

Damn you Sandmonkey for putting ideas in his head! Now he's reminding me that tuesday he gets an extra!

At 3/12/2006 01:56:00 PM, Blogger yochanan said...

rolling on the floor laughing my tockas off

now that is the second brain i was talking about.

is swallowing part of the deal? I don't know about muslim women but jewish ones don't do that.

At 3/12/2006 02:55:00 PM, Anonymous Tallulah said...

Oh, my poor darling husband, what bad luck! March 14th is our wedding anniversary, and it *must* be celebrated as a wedding anniversary - a romantic second Valentine's Day for two, not as some new, testosterone-heavy worldwide holiday especially for men.

Sorry, My Dearest.

At 3/12/2006 03:08:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good idea Sandmonkey but what about a day that married men can celebrate as well with something other than dim memories.

At 3/12/2006 03:58:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you think you can get women to swallow that.....you're wrong!

At 3/12/2006 05:56:00 PM, Anonymous Kathy K said...

Good double-entendre there, anonymous...

Yochanan - why not? Is it not considered Kosher?

At 3/12/2006 07:24:00 PM, Blogger Steven said...

I dont see why a Jewish woman wouldnt swallow. It is not religion specific.

Semen is pretty good for you actually!

At 3/12/2006 08:34:00 PM, Blogger Crazy Girl said...

umm some muslim women swallow. At least the few that I know :P

Hey Vday has never been my day can I gat april 14 to be shopping and eeyore day?:P

At 3/12/2006 11:48:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Steven, Actually there isn't much of neutricional value in semen.

see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen

At 3/13/2006 01:21:00 AM, Blogger sabaza said...

Well .. two days to S&BJ Day and i'm just wondering, does the girl have steak too, or does it not mix well with semen?

At 3/13/2006 02:57:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, from the Wikipedia article it's apparent that there is actually quite some nutritional value from semen! Although not high in energy content, it has minerals, ions, proteins, zinc -- sounds quite healthy! :)

At 3/13/2006 10:23:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I still prefere a boiled egg....

At 3/15/2006 12:18:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

is swallowing part of the deal? I don't know about muslim women but jewish ones don't do that.

I'm going to have to disagree with you on that one. In the past, a number of my Jewish partners have been quite willing!


At 2/14/2007 11:27:00 PM, Anonymous Bonat762 said...

Gotta love steak to enjoy this day! I wonder how the vegans feel. Oh well, while they figure that out, I'm going to get my steak and bj!

Check out this site... definitely an interesting one too!



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