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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Friday, January 14, 2005

Bush may be seriously physically ill!

Remember the big hoopla after the first presidential Bush/Kerry debate about that mysterious bulge on Bush's back? How some (nutty) people speculated that it was a transmitter of some sort, with Karl Rove or Dick Chenye on the other end of it, feeding the "intellectually inferior" W. answers? Well, there is a new theory in town, and it seems to be a little more credible-not to mention scarier- then Bush being a Life-sized Manpuppet! He might have been wearing a LifeVest wearable defibrillator, a device worn by people at risk of a cardiac arrest! The people with the theory think that it may have started after his January 2002 fainting spell, which they attributed to atrial fibrillation (AF), which his father also had. His father's AF was caused by Graves' hyperthyroidism, which his mother also has. Bush likely has AF and less likely Graves', based on his family history and certain physical symptoms that have been showing since then. And that is not all: The AF may have caused a stroke or TIA (mini-stroke), of which physicians watching the debates detected symptoms. Observers have noted psychological symptoms consistent with this and with Wernicke-Korsakoff disease. For analysis and pictures, please go here!

4 Comments:

At 1/14/2005 05:59:00 AM, Blogger Twosret said...

Ya Rab Ya Khoya Ya Rab :)

 
At 1/14/2005 06:36:00 AM, Blogger Twosret said...

Pretzel would be much easier and cheaper LOL!

 
At 1/14/2005 12:13:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bullet proof vest...

 
At 1/15/2005 01:15:00 PM, Blogger Kat said...

No offense but this picture was already debunked. It was nothing more than lighting.

However, I will look into the family illness thing. If I'm not mistaken, it was Sen. Kerry's family that might carry the graves disease and hypothyroid. I'll get back to you.

 

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