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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Friday, January 14, 2005

Weapons of Ass Destruction!

It seems that during the Clinton administration, the Pentagon considered developing a number of "non-lethal chemical weapons" to be used in warfare. The weapons were supposed to be used to disrupt discipline and moral among enemy troops. How? Well, one of them was supposed to make them all GAY: Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an "aphrodisiac" chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behavior among troops would cause a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale, the proposal says. LOL! That group of Pentagon geniuses also came up with the following ideas for weapons: Other ideas included chemical weapons that attract swarms of enraged wasps or angry rats to troop positions, making them uninhabitable. Another was to develop a chemical that caused "severe and lasting halitosis", making it easy to identify guerrillas trying to blend in with civilians. There was also the idea of making troops' skin unbearably sensitive to sunlight. And the really scary part? Spokesman Edward Hammond says it was not known if the proposed $7.5 million, six-year research plan was ever pursued. Your tax dollars in action people!


At 1/14/2005 08:44:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What if they use all these plans at once and the world ends up with hoards of gay rats with bad breath?


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