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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Quick Sandmonkey Round-up

Today i can't blog as much as i usually would, nor will i be able to provide the long boring rants that you have come to expect from me because I actually have work to do today, and i am far too lazy to try to juggle both at the moment. So, to make it up to you in a way, i will provide you all with a bunch of interesting articles and links that i found amusing and interesting and hope you would let it slide just this time. Ok, here we go:

Andrew Sullivan, the gay, HIV-positive, catholic, libertarian, I-supported-Bush-and-the-war-but-voted-for-Kerry-anyway writer and blogger has just announced that he is retiring from the Blogsphere. Good-bye Sully, it was fun while it lasted.


The Insurgants have captured a G.I.JOE...ehh...doll. Those evil Iraqis. Might Have to send him for the rescue operation. (Tip from Kender & Kat)


Leroy Wells, who stunned every American Idol viewer by his sheer talent of being "crunk" while not saying one coherent sentence during his performance, got to watch himself on TV from jail. He apparently got arrested for shooting a man in the hip. His Family's excuse for his behavior? He was a "pretty boy" who "got picked on a lot". Watch the video and inform me how much of a "pretty boy" you find this guy!


Got a question? They have the answer!


Continuing our gay theme today, here is an interesting tidbit :Apparently being Gay isn't a choice, but rather caused by genetics. Hmmm!(Tip from Libertarian Girl)


The Duo who made the VW commercial that i mentioned here have officially apologized and V.W. agreed to drop the suit. Given that this commercial was the coolest commerical V.W. had in a long ass time, my thoughts on the subject are best conveyed by what Southpark's Cartman would usually say in such a situation : LAME!


Jennifer Aniston is an evil bitch. First she wouldn't give Brad his perfect babies, because she wants a career. Then she wouldn't let him just have phone sex with Angelina Jolie, like good friends do, causing him to break up with her. Now, she is kicking Ali G and his fiance to the curb, causing them to be homeless. Is there no limit to her evilness? Someone has to stop that woman, cause she is going too far.


The return of the Chalabi and Miller Show. What that woman said on Hardball is underhanded slander towrads Bush and the current adminstration if wrong and really disturbing if true.

That's it for now. Have a lovely day!


At 2/02/2005 10:08:00 AM, Blogger Kender said...

Leroy Well.....James Browns illegitimate son!!!!

At 2/03/2005 07:26:00 AM, Blogger The Sandmonkey said...

He is gonna make you bob ur head and make it crunk. Can you dig it?


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