How to Bullshit a Computer Science paper

To the people who study Compuer Science who read this blog, I offer you the Random Computer Science Research Papers Generator. All you have to do is put in your name as the author and it will generate a full paper for you instantly. Sweet, no? SCIgen is a program that generates random Computer Science research papers, including graphs, figures, and citations. It uses a hand-written context-free grammar to form all elements of the papers. Our aim here is to maximize amusement, rather than coherence. Check out my fake research paper here, titled: "A Methodology for the Investigation of E-Commerce" ! Gotta love Technology!