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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Saturday, May 28, 2005

Lindsay Lohan may be insane!

Disclaimer: Given that the majority of traffic coming here is still from people searching the web for Lindsay Lohan and getting this story, i felt that it is in my best interest to post about her every once in a while. And remember, i am only doing this for the children. HA! Beat that! I am really starting to worry for poor Lindsay Lohan: the pressure of not being considerd a "serious actress" seems to be getting too much for her to handle. So, apparently in order to be more respected and not considerd a child actress anymore, she decided to do the only thing she can do- besides having talent- and remove her freckles. Check this out: Many freckle-faced kids hate their splotches, but teen queen Lindsay Lohan may have actually done something about it. Recently, it seems the Herbie: Fully Loaded star has been on a quest to transform herself so that she'll be taken more seriously as an adult actresses. The Mean Girl has slimmed down (at 5'7", she's an alarming 112 lbs.), glammed up (she's bleached her trademark red locks ), and now, it looks like she's doing away with her freckles. Cause as we all know, anorexic freckless-free blonde "actresses" get all the respect in the world. Wait, no, they really don't! Yep, it's official, Lindsay Lohan is slipping.


At 5/28/2005 03:39:00 AM, Anonymous Jeff said...

Too bad. Her breasts were her only asset. And now they're gone.

At 5/28/2005 04:57:00 AM, Blogger The Sandmonkey said...

I know. They were nice while they lasted huh?

Oh well!

At 5/29/2006 03:46:00 PM, Blogger Memorial Day Hookup said...

This is what I've been talking about!


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