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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Steven Spielberg is involved in the Baywatch movie?

It baffels my mind that David Hasselhoff is a star or that Baywatch was an international TV hit. For me Baywatch was the perfect excuse to end a conversation with someone you didn't want to talk to: All you had to say was "So, what did you think of Last Night's Baywatch episode? I love the writing!" and the person would just give you the most puzzeled look ever before just walking away. The only drawback of that was that people thought you were a moron, but they were people you disliked and didn't want to talk to anyway, so who cares about those losers? Anyway.. Apparently David Hasselhoff is making a comeback, both in the music and the movie business: He is recording a rap album that is produced by Ice-T under the Hiphop moniker "Hassle The Hoff", i am not kidding! And that's just the music business side of this. According to movietab, They (code name for Hollywood morons) are making a Knight Rider movie, and the Hoff is in it, and he wants to get Spielberg on board, who apparently is busy with the Baywatch movie. Yes, you read this last sentence correctly: Spielberg and Baywatch together. The Horror, the Horror! This better be fake. Please God make it Fake!


At 5/22/2005 09:50:00 AM, Blogger egyptiansally said...

This is hysterical. I can't wait for the Hasselhoff/Ice-T video!

At 5/22/2005 03:19:00 PM, Blogger gatorbait said...

Jesus H Christ, it's now the end for sure. Damn, I had kind of hoped for a more fun ending, too.

At 5/22/2005 09:17:00 PM, Blogger CharlesWT said...

I'll have to admit to being so bored several times in my life that I watched Baywatch with the audio on. :o


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