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Thursday, August 18, 2005

Femdefence: The Ultimate cure for rape!

This will definitely make most male readers cringe! The “product“ is a kind of protection against rape, somewhat similar to a tampon in that it’s user carries it inserted into her vagina. The basic idea is that the woman carries the protective device in her vagina. In it there is a sharp pin which has a penetrating effect on the perpetrator’s penis in the event of a rape. The construction is such that the pin still cannot injure the bearer. Ouch! Brilliant, but Ouch!

10 Comments:

At 8/18/2005 11:34:00 AM, Blogger Melissa in NorCal said...

Well, wouldn't a rapist just pull on the string? Maybe he wouldn't look first. Either way, I'm thinking, since it won't kill him, if he wasn't going to kill you before, he will now. I read a book called Snow Crash once that had something similar, except it was a very small hypodermic needle with tranquilizer so he would pass out in the process and you could get away or slit his throat first, then walk away.

 
At 8/18/2005 11:44:00 AM, Blogger programmer craig said...

I read a book once that described women in France doing something similar with razor blades during WWII. That was fiction though, I have no idea if it really happened...

It does seem dangerous to the woman, though. That's bound to put a rapist into a homicidal rage. The hypodermic needle idea sounds good, Melissa, especially if he didn't know he'd been injected with anything. Best bet after he passes out would be just to call the cops, in my opinion.

 
At 8/18/2005 12:44:00 PM, Blogger Mirco said...

Best she cut out his penin and after call the police.
And crash it so it is not possible to reattach it if him survive the bleeding.

 
At 8/18/2005 01:01:00 PM, Blogger Trevor said...

A gun would work better and you wouldn't have to carry it around stuffed up your vagina.

 
At 8/18/2005 02:12:00 PM, Blogger Michael said...

Dammit!!! I'll have to be more caref...

 
At 8/18/2005 02:13:00 PM, Blogger Michael said...

Uh, forget that!

 
At 8/18/2005 04:32:00 PM, Blogger Solomon2 said...

My daughter won't buy it; she says she doesnt' like the color.
:)

 
At 8/18/2005 04:33:00 PM, Blogger raf* said...

SM,

i vote for providing them for free. let's start with south asian/east african maids in the mideast, then slowly expand throughout the MENA region & south asia in general & then go global. (after all, a lot of "western" women already have self-defense training & mace in their pockets.) of course, we could also just go via u.n.d.p./w.h.o. and immediately go global.

after the yugoslavia wars, some friends of mine & i wanted to go there with rusty knives and "dismember" all those rapists - be they croat, serb, bosnian muslim, albanian or whatever ...

so - michael, you better not cross my path.

--raf*

ps: a rapist would (a) be too much into the action to realize that there IS a string & (b) once "pricked" be in way too much fucking pain to be able to act before the woman has run away or killed him.

 
At 8/20/2005 05:43:00 PM, Blogger ArmyArtilleryWife said...

I'd be concerned that the bleeding could increase the risk of the rape victim getting AIDS... but I like the theory.

 
At 9/03/2005 07:52:00 PM, Blogger R said...

Man, I only noticed it right now.

I imagine, if ever applied in Egypt, all people walking in the streets with poked fingers!!!

 

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