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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Friday, August 26, 2005

Something for your dirty mind

South African men were complaining that current condom sizes were too small for their larger then average male bits, so they started demanding special made condoms to accomodate their sepcial endowdment and durex made one for them. However, a special poll conducted believs that SA men are not bigger, but rather have bigger mouths is all. This study of Average Penis size per country kind of proves that and it also proves that Koreans are actually less hung then most, with the average Korean sporting less then 10 cm's of "manmeat" while erect, which would explain Kim Jung Il's obsession with creating Big Nuclear phallic shaped Missiles. The dude is compensating with developing Weapons of Mass Destruction for not having a Weapons of Ass Destruction. Poor Lil Kim!

4 Comments:

At 8/26/2005 12:03:00 PM, Blogger ritzy said...

We should be concerned though that Egyptian men never found reason to up the subject. Is there no such thing as national pride any longer?

Not that I follow the subject, as a matter of course, but there were a similar claim by the russians last month; some scientist's who linked the size of the apparatus to feet size.

Or judging by recent political non-events, perhaps we ought to be more worried about if the Egyptian men has lost their balls.

 
At 8/26/2005 12:09:00 PM, Blogger programmer craig said...

But, Ritzy, that study showed French men(?!) are the most well hung, and we all know French men have no balls!

 
At 8/26/2005 07:06:00 PM, Blogger thewiz said...

Reminds me of a joke that went around during the cold war. The Russians wanted to intimmidate the US so they called a condom manufacturer and placed a special order for condoms that were all twelve inches long. The company complied, sent the condoms to them a month later. . . . . . all stamped "medium"

 
At 8/28/2005 06:31:00 PM, Anonymous Suz said...

ROTFLOL!

 

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