Conversation: Me, the Don, male streetwalkers and vibrating panties!
*This is a conversation between me and my friend "The Don" Wallace.* Wally: Sam Sam: yes Wally: I got something to tell you Sam Wally: are you sitting Sam: yes Sam: shock me big boy Wally: Ronelle Sam: engaged Wally: yes Sam: Dave Wally: yes Sam: that's it? Wally: you cock sucker you Sam: lol Wally: that's insane and you go that's it Sam: hehehehehe Sam: sorry Sam: what’s so insane about it Sam: he is her bitch Sam: she is a loser Wally: David the dude from freshman year Sam: she needed someone to carry her ass Sam: the boy probably makes more then she does Wally: wow Sam: I know who he is Sam: Losers of his magnitude are hard to forget!
Sam: I got the most genius idea Wally: what Sam: vibrating panties Wally: yeah Sam: with an alarm clock Wally: they already have those Sam: so u can like Sam: if u r a woman Sam: set it Sam: so u can wake up orgasming Sam: perfect Sam: don't u think? Sam: just starts vibrating 15 minutes before the time u r supposed to wake up Wally: already have those Sam: with alarm clocks? Wally: ohh boy Wally: yes Sam Sam: wow Sam: Awesome Wally: they pamper women in this country Sam: fuckin women have it all, huh? Wally: so much so they almost don't need us Sam: they will always need us Sam: they hate each other way too much Wally: so very true Sam: they will always need us to play referee Wally: lol Sam: not to mention Sam: we give them an excuse Sam: "ohh . it's the men's fault there is so much violence and war" Sam: shit Sam: Can u imagine what kind of reasons women would go to war for, if they were in charge? Wally: yeah we'll see this fall on FOX Wally: woman president Wally: SAM Sam: oh Sam: it's a show? Wally: yup Sam: fuckin A. Sam: They keep stealing all of my ideas. Sam: My talents are wasted here Wally: yup Wally: Genna Davis will “star” in it! Sam: Ewwww. Geena Davis..barf... Wally: yup
Sam: hmm Sam: i figured it out Wally: what? Sam: why women have such better sex toys Sam: and why ours are so disgusting Wally: why Sam: because Sam: if we really really need to Sam: we can always go and buy ass Sam: women can’t do that Wally: exactly Sam: there are no men streetwalkers Wally: but I would if I could Sam: become a male street walker? Wally: hell yeah Sam: lol Wally: pay me bitch Sam: is it disturbing that I don’t find the thought entirely unappealing? Wally: DON BIGgestHOE Sam: hehehe Wally: fuck a duece bigalo Sam: go for Wallace Wally: exactly Sam: Yet, somehow, the idea of being a male prostitute doesn’t bother u at all? Wally: lol Sam: guess it's like getting paid for doing what u love Wally: Exactly
The places my mind goes!