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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Conversation: Me, the Don, male streetwalkers and vibrating panties!

*This is a conversation between me and my friend "The Don" Wallace.* Wally: Sam Sam: yes Wally: I got something to tell you Sam Wally: are you sitting Sam: yes Sam: shock me big boy Wally: Ronelle Sam: engaged Wally: yes Sam: Dave Wally: yes Sam: that's it? Wally: you cock sucker you Sam: lol Wally: that's insane and you go that's it Sam: hehehehehe Sam: sorry Sam: what’s so insane about it Sam: he is her bitch Sam: she is a loser Wally: David the dude from freshman year Sam: she needed someone to carry her ass Sam: the boy probably makes more then she does Wally: wow Sam: I know who he is Sam: Losers of his magnitude are hard to forget!

Sam: I got the most genius idea Wally: what Sam: vibrating panties Wally: yeah Sam: with an alarm clock Wally: they already have those Sam: so u can like Sam: if u r a woman Sam: set it Sam: so u can wake up orgasming Sam: perfect Sam: don't u think? Sam: just starts vibrating 15 minutes before the time u r supposed to wake up Wally: already have those Sam: with alarm clocks? Wally: ohh boy Wally: yes Sam Sam: wow Sam: Awesome Wally: they pamper women in this country Sam: fuckin women have it all, huh? Wally: so much so they almost don't need us Sam: they will always need us Sam: they hate each other way too much Wally: so very true Sam: they will always need us to play referee Wally: lol Sam: not to mention Sam: we give them an excuse Sam: "ohh . it's the men's fault there is so much violence and war" Sam: shit Sam: Can u imagine what kind of reasons women would go to war for, if they were in charge? Wally: yeah we'll see this fall on FOX Wally: woman president Wally: SAM Sam: oh Sam: it's a show? Wally: yup Sam: fuckin A. Sam: They keep stealing all of my ideas. Sam: My talents are wasted here Wally: yup Wally: Genna Davis will “star” in it! Sam: Ewwww. Geena Davis..barf... Wally: yup
Sam: hmm Sam: i figured it out Wally: what? Sam: why women have such better sex toys Sam: and why ours are so disgusting Wally: why Sam: because Sam: if we really really need to Sam: we can always go and buy ass Sam: women can’t do that Wally: exactly Sam: there are no men streetwalkers Wally: but I would if I could Sam: become a male street walker? Wally: hell yeah Sam: lol Wally: pay me bitch Sam: is it disturbing that I don’t find the thought entirely unappealing? Wally: DON BIGgestHOE Sam: hehehe Wally: fuck a duece bigalo Sam: go for Wallace Wally: exactly Sam: Yet, somehow, the idea of being a male prostitute doesn’t bother u at all? Wally: lol Sam: guess it's like getting paid for doing what u love Wally: Exactly
The places my mind goes!


At 9/17/2005 07:19:00 AM, Blogger Twosret said...

I can't believe you wrote what you wrote. I couldn't even finish the first few lines.

Can you keep this guys talk from the blog :) there are female readers.

Gees! you must have been drunk writing this one :)

At 9/17/2005 12:17:00 PM, Blogger Z said...

What's wrong with Geena Davis?

At 9/17/2005 03:28:00 PM, Blogger CMAR II said...

There are male streetwalkers, but their clients are all MEN.

Women don't pay for it. They know full well they can get it when they want it how they want it from just about anyone they want it from.

The women have it all over us in that department.

At 9/17/2005 04:14:00 PM, Blogger Highlander said...


At 9/17/2005 04:31:00 PM, Anonymous Suz said...

As always SM, I'd love to be a fly on the wall in your house. Your conversations are great. And as a woman, I find it interesting to know what men REALLY talk about when women aren't around.

Your conversations remind me of sitcoms. I still think you need to pitch a sitcom to the networks.

At 9/17/2005 05:29:00 PM, Blogger Louise said...



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