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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Saturday, September 17, 2005

PETA is human abuse

For all of you out there that are pissed off by the crazy tactics employed by PETA to get their point across, this rant is for you. The Writer saw a PETA billboard saying "Feeding your kids meat is child abuse" and like any sensible human being, got enraged over the mindnumbingly stupid message and naturally, the messengers. Moneyshot: I've got no problem with vegetarians – if you want to eat nothing but leaves and tree bark, go right ahead. It's not bothering me at all. But don't try to tell me what I can and can't eat. Hell, even if you want to put up a billboard promoting vegetarianism and recommending that people consider it, because after all, animals are cute, even the big dumb smelly stupid ones that you can hunt with a hammer like cows, that's totally cool with me. But the second you call me a Nazi or the Antichrist because I eat meat, or say I’m an abuser of children because I buy a kid a burger, that's when you've taken the first bullet train straight into Batshitzania. As should come as no surprise, PETA happens to be headquartered in Batshitzania, and most of its members have taken up permanent residence there as well. Word.


At 9/17/2005 06:37:00 AM, Blogger Cindy said...

People who belong to PETA have houses that smell like cat pee.

At 9/17/2005 03:24:00 PM, Blogger christina/ohio said...

Since science doesn't agree with them about feeding children meat hopefully the medical community can do something about this? Children need the nutrients that come from meat for their little brains and bodies to develope properly. Hopefully no one would take what PETA says seriously?

At 9/17/2005 05:25:00 PM, Blogger Louise said...

Maybe People Eating Tasty Animals should put up a billboard beside this one.

At 9/18/2005 07:52:00 PM, Anonymous Ben said...

louise, I think it actually stands for People Explaining Tired Acronyms.

Sandmonkey- dude- you can eat what you want. But it'll kill ya. after you've killed a few thousand animals, that is.

think of this post next time you eat a burger, or when you're diagnosed with heart disease.


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