PETA is human abuse
For all of you out there that are pissed off by the crazy tactics employed by PETA to get their point across, this rant is for you. The Writer saw a PETA billboard saying "Feeding your kids meat is child abuse" and like any sensible human being, got enraged over the mindnumbingly stupid message and naturally, the messengers. Moneyshot: I've got no problem with vegetarians – if you want to eat nothing but leaves and tree bark, go right ahead. It's not bothering me at all. But don't try to tell me what I can and can't eat. Hell, even if you want to put up a billboard promoting vegetarianism and recommending that people consider it, because after all, animals are cute, even the big dumb smelly stupid ones that you can hunt with a hammer like cows, that's totally cool with me. But the second you call me a Nazi or the Antichrist because I eat meat, or say I’m an abuser of children because I buy a kid a burger, that's when you've taken the first bullet train straight into Batshitzania. As should come as no surprise, PETA happens to be headquartered in Batshitzania, and most of its members have taken up permanent residence there as well. Word.