On important issues
Stephen Colbert just called the AP the # 1 threat to the US, because they failed to give him credited for coining the word "truthiness". Very bad AP. Very very bad. In other news, Pamela Anderson is taking aim at KFC's founder and symbol Colonel Sanders, saying that having his likeness on the state capitol of Kentucky is "a monument to cruelty to chickens". I repeat, a monument to cruelty to chickens. Chickens. Can a boob implant leak cause retardedness? Someone needs to check her and find out. And finally, a North Virginia man who was sentenced 3 years in prison for killing a a 14 year old declawed cat got his sentence suspended. The man apparently couldn't stop the old declawed arthritic cat from biting his leg in any other way than stomping it to death. Yeah, I believe that!