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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Friday, January 13, 2006

On important issues

Stephen Colbert just called the AP the # 1 threat to the US, because they failed to give him credited for coining the word "truthiness". Very bad AP. Very very bad. In other news, Pamela Anderson is taking aim at KFC's founder and symbol Colonel Sanders, saying that having his likeness on the state capitol of Kentucky is "a monument to cruelty to chickens". I repeat, a monument to cruelty to chickens. Chickens. Can a boob implant leak cause retardedness? Someone needs to check her and find out. And finally, a North Virginia man who was sentenced 3 years in prison for killing a a 14 year old declawed cat got his sentence suspended. The man apparently couldn't stop the old declawed arthritic cat from biting his leg in any other way than stomping it to death. Yeah, I believe that!


At 1/13/2006 01:11:00 PM, Blogger Vox Populi - Agent Provocateur said...

SAM, bird flue is more likely to destroy humanity than al Qaida.

So don't you dare support these damn chickens. We'll eat them until they are exterminated.

At 1/13/2006 03:30:00 PM, Anonymous JohnL said...

Can a boob implant leak cause retardedness?

In all likelihood, it was a preexisting condition.

At 1/13/2006 04:00:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a REALLY BIG problem with the suspension of sentence. What a total ass! That guy needs mandatory anger management classes, or perhaps, he should experience being stomped on in the bottom of a garbage can.


At 1/16/2006 01:36:00 AM, Anonymous ViceGrip said...

One female comic once made the joke that there is not enough blood in the human body for a man to use both heads at the same time.

I wonder sometimes if implants could somehow restrict blood flow?


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