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Rantings of a Sandmonkey

Be forewarned: The writer of this blog is an extremely cynical, snarky, pro-US, secular, libertarian, disgruntled sandmonkey. If this is your cup of tea, please enjoy your stay here. If not, please sod off

Tuesday, February 28, 2006


Ok, America, you know something is wrong when they create a dating website for "Sean Hannity fans". Whatever happend to dating someone who, like, thought differently than you about things? What are you going to talk about now? How great Sean Hannity is? "I love How Sean Hannity slams those liberals!" "Yeah, haha. Me too. He is awesome!" "Yes. Yes he is!" (Awkward silence) "Ehh, but, like, I don't like Colmes that much!" "Yeah, Colmes sucks. He isn't as bad as some democrats, but he still sucks!" "Yeah, in agreement there!" (Another awkward silence) Yeah, that's the stuff to build lasting relationships on. On the other hand, if they do create a dating website for Joss Whedon fans, I am all for it. I haven't met a single Whedonhead that wasn't both smart and funny. I would be all for it. So how would that be different than this website? Well, first of all, Sean Hannity has 2 shows: the TV show and the radio show, while Joss whedon had 3 TV shows, won an Oscar for Toy Story's script, wrote the original X-men script, wrote and directed Serenity, which is one of the best Sci-Fi movies that came out this new millenium and is working on creating Movie version of Wonder Woman, with the cleavage -heavy costume and everything. As you can see, us whedonheads would have a lot to talk about! Ok, so we are dorks. Sue us!


At 3/01/2006 04:44:00 AM, Anonymous Limagolf said...

A Middle Eastern liberalist AND a Joss Whedon fan?

The wonders never cease!

It would be good with a JW dating site. It´s incredibly rare to run into Buffy fans at nightclubs. It does happen though. As a rule they´re already seeing someone.

Joss rules. There it is.


At 3/01/2006 07:36:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice to know the goodness that is Joss Whedon has spread across the globe. Shiny!

At 3/01/2006 07:57:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Believe it or not this isn't the first dating service for Conservatives. There are already many and has been for about 15 years. According to some of them, this helps those who are level headed (conservatives) avoid the crazies and avoid wasting their time. Male conservatives only date liberals for fun and games, they take conservative women home to Mom and marry them. I think this is just along the same lines as all of the others that already exist.


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