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Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Islamenim!

Remember Abu Hamza "Captain Hook" el Masry, the radical cleric who was jailed in the UK for supporting terrorism? Well, he has a son, and his son intends to start a rap group, where they will rap about..ehh...you guessed it....Jihad! The son of jailed radical Islamist imam Abu Hamza al-Masri is embracing rap music to sing the praises of Hezbollah and Hamas, the Sun newspaper reported on Tuesday.

The best-selling daily said it sent reporters under cover to meet Mohammed Kamel Mostafa - who goes by stage name Al-Ansary in the rap duo Lionz of Da Dezert - in a recording studio in north London.

Lionz of Da Dezert. Now that's gangsta, especially since he lived in Britian all of his life and, well, doesn't even know what a desert looks like in real life. But don't call them posers or nothing; they might go Jihad on your ass.

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Lionz of Da Dezert groupies

"I want to put out an album for the mainstream market, then make a CD featuring hardcore lyrics," the British-born 24-year-old was quoted as saying, adding that he can "easily make more than a million" pounds.

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A fan grooving to Lionz of Da Dezert on her Ipod, which you can't see because..oh..well.. you get the idea!

In one of his songs, The Sun said, Mostafa raps: "I was born to be a soldier/Kalashnikov in my shoulder/peace to Hamasa and Hezbollah/that's the way of the lord Allah ... we're jihad through/defend my religion with the holy sword". I smell a grammy!

15 Comments:

At 2/28/2006 06:13:00 AM, Blogger Jordan said...

A million dollars?!

I knew I should have become a jihadist. Damn it.

 
At 2/28/2006 06:18:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, maybe Hamza senior is not the only member of the family that will end up in a cell.

Lilly

 
At 2/28/2006 07:01:00 AM, Blogger Suzanne said...

kapitalist bastard :P

 
At 2/28/2006 07:20:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If this catches on......who knows? Maybe next time offensive cartoons of Mohammed are published, we'll see Muslims from around the world out in the streets rapping, instead of rioting. That's got to be an improvement, I think?

Shari

 
At 2/28/2006 07:21:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The danish hate-imam; Abu Laban's son, was also dispelled from high school, after holding "sermons" about jihad and going to war on the western world... The apple and the tree!

(Abu Laban was the front-imam travelling the ME with false drawings)

 
At 2/28/2006 07:55:00 AM, Blogger Suzanne said...

Abu Laban is funny. He said in an interview that the the cartoon in which Mohammed was drawn as a shepherd was a Mohammed who looked like a psychopat.

He's got a lot of fantasy ;)

 
At 2/28/2006 08:13:00 AM, Blogger Mia said...

Ohhhhhhh shiznit son dat boy is da bombz! Da way he rox the mike iz beyond compare, home slice is mad gangsta yo!

 
At 2/28/2006 08:17:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO! The young rapper hasn't spent all his life in Britain. He knows all about jihad, too. He went to Yemen in 1998, got arrested on terrorism charges and served several years in jail there:
http://www.al-bab.com/yemen/hamza/statemts.htm#KAMIL

 
At 2/28/2006 08:44:00 AM, Blogger The Sphinx said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

That's all I could say..

 
At 2/28/2006 10:02:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Screw rap, man. I want some jihadi punk rock. That would kick ass!

 
At 2/28/2006 10:28:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a parasite. American music and Russian weapons. He isn't doing this with nike's and yankees hat on is he?

 
At 2/28/2006 02:05:00 PM, Blogger CMAR II said...

Is this like a bad sequel?

"Son of Hamza!"

Shriveled blind cleric Abdel-Rahman: "You must study to become a Jihad Knight like your father."

 
At 2/28/2006 03:22:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

12.11pm jeffrey..the answer is REALLY carefully. Can you imagine this little wannabe calling for Friday night prayers ? I reckon that would be his biggest gig ever..and his last.

 
At 2/28/2006 03:50:00 PM, Blogger The Egyptian Observer said...

Rap and Jihad - two opposite poles of the spectrum, until now.

Rap music which is popular among young Arabs in the Middle East (especially the Gulf region) is being used as a propaganda tool for recruiting Jihadists.

As SM said, it is certainly worth a grammy - given its absurdity, it is still quite a unique method of persuading the young generation to blow themselves up.

Rap in the United States tends to radiate a violent, ghetto, ostentatious and antention-hungry image. This is in EXACT parallel to 'wanna-be' Jihadists as well as Bin Laden and his posse.

It is funny how two seemingly unconnected topics draw incredible parallels.

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At 2/28/2006 04:55:00 PM, Blogger NL-ExPatriate said...

How about they do like the muppets and their heads blow off.

 

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