Stop the presses
WOW. WOW. WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW. I can't believe it. Hell must've frozen over. Raed Jarrar- yes, that one- just said that he liked something about the United States. No, really! There is something special about the In-N-Out cheese burger, there is something special about the onions there. Here are three secret tips about it. 1- In-N-out is one of my favorite fast food places. Did you know that they have a secret menu there? Try ordering 3x3 or 4x4 and see what you’ll get. 2- In addition, you can ask for grilled onions instead of the regular raw ones. They have the best root beer as well, so don’t forget to consume some. 3- Did you know that some nymphomaniac customers take out the first b and last r of burger? Hehe. Oh, and there is a nice bridge near it too. I *heart* the US roads. He likes two things? Not only one , but two? Wow Raed! Better watch it man, you are close to selling out Buddy. I am shocked. I am amazed. I am flabbergasted.
posted by The Sandmonkey @ 2/19/2006 01:27:00 AM
13 Comments:
American food is generally crap. This dude is obviously still on a sugar high but Burger King have better burgers and Macca's have better fries...that's why they have their outlets so close to one another, saves walking too far.
I'm willing to bet he needed to go take a really long shower after writing that one.
Whatever hate email he has received (thanks in part to free advertising by SM), I am sure SM can tell you he's received similar mail.
Just because someone seems pro-something, doesn't necessarily mean he's anti-the other. For example, many of SM's readers think just because he's pro-US, means he's anti-Islam or anti-Egypt.
I'm not defending Raed or SM, but I'm saying let's look at it from both sides of the fence.
(SM, I'm on a brief hiatus from the boycott... There. Done. Now, back to the boycott)
This dude is obviously still on a sugar high but Burger King have better burgers and Macca's have better fries..
Obviously you've never had an In 'N Out burger.
Well that was a little harsh Jeff,
But I agree with you in a certain spirit.
Sayed,
I think it can be said unquestionably, without reservation that Raed Jarrar and his wife Niki are whole-heartedly Anti-American. Despite Raed's conversation from pacha to hamburgers.
Sorry that was supposed to read "conversion".
Really? you can order the onions grilled? How come they've never asked? I'll try it next time. Finally a useful piece of information out of you SM.
By the way, he's right, there's something totally differeent about in n out.
Mo,
please note that grilled and raw onions is also a valid option, although I personally favor having my In N out burgers Animal style. Animal style burgers with animal style fries. That's what I usually get.
Also, I love the pieces of scripture they have on burger wrappers and cola cups. And the fact that they pay the guy who flips the burger more than the chashier. They are very interesting!
Mo,
ps: Bite me!
Actually, I love more the fact that the guy whose making the burgers is wearing a plastic glove for a change.
SM, my pleasure.
Quick, someone get him out of the US before he sells out any further & becomes further Americanized!
eric, try the double double animal style. It kicks ass!
Errr, what's an In 'n Out ?
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