Feed Lindsay Lohan
Screw all of those African aid concerts and movements; here is finally a cause worthy of my support! Go and sign the petition here, and remember:
"TOGETHER WE CAN FEED LINDSAY™"
posted by The Sandmonkey @ 7/05/2005 02:47:00 AM
8 Comments:
Sad!
That girl needs Jesus in her life!
Ooook! I was going for food here, but whatever works! lol
Well I don't think a cheeseburger will do it. She needs something that will go down her stomach and stay there. I recomand some koshari, ma7shi and de2eyet bamia bela7m eldani (all egyptian food you can't breathe after eating, so no throwing up)
Mesteka
Sam, I think you should offer yourself to her , and then, when she is totally in your thrall, feed her.
P3: I KNOW, I MISS THEM TOO!
Mestekah: Lol at de2eyet bamia bela7m eldani! You know, i've never actually had that , because it always sounded soo heavy!
Gatorbait: She is way too skinny for my taste. I like some meat on my woman!
Sam, once she is under your influence, she'll see the error of her skinny ways , and grow back into her former voluptuous self. You have the power, man.
Lindsay Lohan is a heifer. She needs to lose a good 30 pounds, so she's just skin. Then we can stick a helium hose up her ass and inflate her up to balloon size and parade her down New York
during the Thanksgiving Day parade.
Hey, I used parade as both a noun and a verb. Whew, I'm good.
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