Egyptian men are not hung!
Egyptian men are obsessed with their Penises , even more then regular men, and we can prove it. I mean, in what other country can people be bribed with Viagra Pills? Knowing that, it came to no surprise when I heared about this study that Cairo University conducted on 92 men that were worried that their penis size was..ehh..on the small side. ( Thanks Ron for sending me the article, I think!) This best way to reassure men with penile concerns is to educate them, the author of the report says. Men should know that a normal-sized penis is 1.6 inches or more when flaccid or 2.76 inches when stretched out. The findings are based on a study of 92 patients who went to the andrology department at Cairo University Hospital in Egypt over a 2-year period complaining of a small-sized penis. Each subject provided a sexual history and completed a standard erectile function questionnaire. 1.6 inches? LOL If you are like me and thinking to yourself that that can't be right, well, Incomplete Information here, commenting on a more detailed news article on that study (from Fox News nonetheless, freakin Murdoch the evil Jew), shows you why exactly you are thinking that: 1.6? New meaning to the term "lowballing". On a 17" monitor, 1.6" is (..T. .H. .I. .S..) long. For your whole dick? Where are they measuring from? I am by no means big, but I could pack ice on my dude for hours and he's not becoming (..T. .H. .A. .T..) small. I can't find a better way to end this post then the ending he used: New term for small dicks: Thai Shrimp is out; Noseless Sphinx is in. Classic! Just Classic! ;-)
23 Comments:
Should I post a pic? ;)
kimo
Man, all i know is that suddenly,after reading this study, i feel a whole lot better about myself and my mini-me! :)
No wonder you people are so protective of your women. You are afraid if they have sex with other men they would find out how small you all are!
Also no wonder you people are always angry!
You People?
Kimo, in defense of the image of egyptian mahood and virility from people like Don here, i am actually starting to contemplate taking your suggestion seriously.
Ok, issue a call to all the egyptian male readers: Whip it out, take a pic, and post it on the net somwhere, and we will start a blog to defend our reputation. We shall call it the "Egyptian Size Blog" or the "Egyhung blog" or something like that. So , what you guys say?
See what i mean when i say that Egyptian men are obsessed with their penises? LoL
Um, from my brief but heterosexual experience in loker rooms in Lebanon and Egypt, I thought Arab guys kinda had the black guy thing going on.
Don is yealous.....We LOOOOOOOOOOVE our Egyptian guys
Sam, men everywhere are obsessed with their penises :p
Same as women with breasts I suppose. At least here in the US, women seem nearly insane when it comes to obsessing with their breasts.
Don, in my experience, everyone is protective of their women. They're guys... that's their job. Really!
1.76 inches? Is that a typo? If not, that's pathetic and God is mean.
The Egyptian I dated was hung. Was he ever!
SK
In my rather limited experience... Semitic men in general (Jews and Arabs) are wider than average, which really matters more than length.
--an American female reader
My wife caught me tring to take a pic and kicked my ass. I tried to explain and she was like so fie wahid nisnas 3al internet alak tsawar bta3ak? and I'm like well yeah sorta... It went downhill from there.
Kimo
Sorry forgot to translate. She said “So some online chimp told you to take a pic of your pecker?”
Kimo
Don Lester, your name says it all. Is it a result of a disease? or you just happend to be a lester? lol
Jeff: LOL at your "brief but heterosexual experience in loker rooms"
MM&I: We love you too!
Craig: Touche! LOL
Trevor: I KNOW! That's like a disability, you know? Maybe they are grow-ers and not show-ers?
SK: Good for you!:)
an American female reader : Girth is where it's at. All my girlfriends agree with you!
Kimo: LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
So where is the picture? This nisnas would like to start the egyhung blog ASAP. It's about Egypt's reputation man, we have to be vigilante and patriotic. I am gonna take my picture NOW!
Two: welcome back? where have u been? So it takes a post about penises to get your attention? Good to know!
What I don't get is the "Stretched Out" bit. Sounds painful. I'm pretty sure they are not talking about erect.
After all what is said and done..serious..do u guys really measure your thingy??? i mean the average male...
so where is the bloody Ehung blog SM..do not tell me u are busy having a life....u whetted our apetite...yum yummmy yum
So, ya gonna change the blog to Egyptian Shlongmonkey?
I suppose this will come to a head .
What did you think of that news I sent you?
I need some truthful answers here. I am intrested in an Egytian man, but after this I am nervous. Are they seriously small? I would like to avoid wasting any time.
My boyfriend is Egyptian and he is what I would consider "normal" size. No matter what country you are from there are big weinees and small ones everywhere! C.B.
my boyfriend is egyptian and he is "normal size" as well. it looks about 5 inches. but its also wide.
My boyfriend is Egyptian...and let me tell you all...He is blessed...
lol...o men...HE ROCKS MY WORLD..his penis is deff bigger then average...
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