Ban the C-word
Fictitious Journalist, a new anonymous egyptian blogger that reports fake news on the middle-east, has just made his/her first breakthrough story: The Danes have found the best way to get out of the cartoon crisis. Their ingenius solution? They banned the word "cartoon" from their vocabulary. From DFN (Denmark Fibbing Network)- In a recent move to end the drama surrounding the Danish cartoons of the Muslim prophet, Denmark has decided to omit the word "cartoon" from its vocabulary. The Queen, sick of people calling for her death over the Mohamed cartoons, and of the lewd cartoon characterizations of her person since September, has decreed that "cartoon" is banished from the Danish dictionary. "I think it will do our country a world of good if we banish the C word," said the Queen in a public statement Wednesday evening, "The rest of the world should follow our suit." I agree. Read the whole thing. And don't miss out the latest scoop on the Nancy Ajram/K-Fed love affair. It all apparently started when Nancy heard K-Fed's POPOZAO and fell in love with its artistic genius. Hey, it could happen!
posted by The Sandmonkey @ 2/17/2006 04:40:00 AM
4 Comments:
Dear Sandmonkey.
Now you're exceeding yourself. But you score a good point! The word "cartoon" cannot be omitted from the Danish dictionary, because there is no such word in Danish. You won't find it in any dictionary of Danish. The Danish word is "karikatur", almost the same as the English word "caricature".
How about trying som newspeak, - if you happen to know Orwell.
Mohammed Yousaf Qureshi of the historic Mohabat Khan Mosque in Peshawar, Pakistan have promised a reward of One million dollar from the goldsmith organisation, One million rupi from Mohabat Kahn, 500.00 rupi and A CAR! From Jamia Ashrafia is the person(s) drawing the C-word are killed.
1000 persons were gathered outside the mosque after the Friday prayer and were told about the reward. A Danish flag and a picture of the Danish prime minister were also burned.
Sirajul Haq demanded extradition of the C-word-ist so he could be brought before a Pakistani curt.
A Car! I’ll say..
i didn't know that i'll start a trend
but obviously i'm the new trend-setter in town!!
TB is the new black!! |(ha..that's shameless!)
A car ? I thought they only had burning buses in Pakistan. Hope the 1 mill is in U.S. , oh shit, just realised they can't use money from the Great Satan..it's Iranian dollars..that's about $3.60 U.S. get it before it's irradiated though.
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